JUMPING ON THE BANDWAGON

when earth's finest man, dodgem olivier, put up his track yesterday, i realised that not only was i jealous and wanted to put a track up, but i also already had a track pretty much finished that sampled biggie as well. dodgem and the creep, we keep it in theme. it also samples the game, discussing how he woke up from a coma in 2001, the same time dre dropped 2001.

coma patience - dawson's creep

SMOKIN' SHOTTY

This track is dedicated to Notorious Hunt Nugget, a heinous individual from Sydney's north shore who has welcomed me into his household for the next few weeks.
He is by no means glorious but deserved of the dedication nonetheless.

This is the first original Dodgem Olivier track featuring vocals two biggies from New York, Notorious B.I.G and Big L.

The track is a bit of a biggie so if you enjoy stay tuned for more to come.

Smokin' Shotty - Dodgem Olivier

Put it On - Big L

Juicy - Notorious B.I.G.

IM GOING TO PHUNK YOUR BRAINS OUT

Finally Phunkers has hit the shores of Australia and where better to keep the party rolling than Surfers Paradise on the GOLD COAST!!!!

Following on the same tradition which brought hectic benders to the circuits of Europe, Phunkers parties have stared the likes of Hijack, Adam Bozzetto, Chris James, Rene Van Munster, Skitzofrenix, Jeff Doubleu and many many more.

After an absolute Corker of a Friday night @ Phunkers 1 "Mr Phunkay" presents to you Danny T (B), Johnny Rad (Syd), Will Jax (Adl), Wongo (GC) plus residents Zare and Vinyl Assassins.Being the same off gut madness that was injected into the blood streams of MANY of us that night, here again to truck us up and burn fresh holes in our pockets.

If your kicking it that way be sure not to miss this, and all future, PHUNKERS!

Phunkers Mix - Part 3

CAN-PICS

Since the second CANVAS night is coming up i thought these few images from the last were appropriate, especially since i hadn't said anything about it yet.

TURNING HEADS

COME TOGETHER

AUGUST TOP 10

1. RVM Bootleg - Hijack
2. Jump Up feat. Leftside & Supahyp - Major Lazer
3. Runark - Congorock
4. Heartbreaker (Laidback Luke Remix) - MSTRKRFT feat. John Legend
5. Wet Sweater - Sotiris
6. Together - Steve Angello & Sebastian Ingrosso
7. Hey (Foamo Remix) - Laidback Luke & Diplo
8. $pend My Money (Adam Bozzetto Remix) - Bass Kleph & Stellar MC
9. Manges (Sharkslyer Dub) - Digital Manges
10. MEGA - The Count & Sinden

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HYENAS ARE SCARY

I was watching law and order: svu a while ago and they had this animal trafficking episode. anyway this animal pimp had this pack of hyenas that he used to kill people. this, among other things drew my attention to the fact that hyenas are scary as fuck.

fact: chick spotted hyenas have dicks. extended clitorises. this is one hundred percent true.

fact: hyenas can adjust there body pressure to walk underwater and hold their breath for ages to stalk you underwater.

fact: they excrete a gnarly goo from their anuses to mark territory.

fact: spotted hyena clans can have between five and NINETY members, all led by one bad ass chick with a big ass dick.

fact: hyena women are both frigid and sluts. they won't sleep with like any dude in the pack, but they'll give it up to any stray that comes by from another crew. for hyena males this is the equivalent of going on a contiki tour in europe to finally get some after years of neglect in high school.

fact: hyenas have one of the most powerful bites to size ratios of any animal on earth. and they are not small!

anyway, hyenas are straight up ETCH. have you fucking seen the lion king? that chick is nuts, dude.

i wrote a song about it. not the lion king. hyenas.

fuck hyenas.

I CAN SMELL SUMMER

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